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Annoying kid

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mum a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts to get mad at the noisy kid, who continues with "If my dad was an elephant and my mum a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was a gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver !"

Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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