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Rooster and the cat

Answer these questions to the best of your ability:

1. How many eyes does a rooster have?
2. How many legs does a rooster have?
3. How many beaks does a rooster have?
4. And finally, how many whiskers does a cat have?

OK now that you've answered all these questions to the best of your ability ask yourself this...

why is it you know so much about cock and nothing about pussy?

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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