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First pitch
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the first row just above the dug out at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and whispers something in the President's ear. President Clinton pauses, then grabs Hilary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet to the top of the dug out, kicking and screaming obscenities all the way down, and after she lands, the President bows to the crowd, and shakes hands and "high fives" everyone near him. The same Secret Service agent again leans over and whispers,"No Mr. President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH." Submitted by calamjo edited by curtis 
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