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Only when drunk
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place... Man: 'What's the problem officer?' Officer: 'You were going at least 75 in a 50 zone.' Man: 'No sir. I was going 65. ' Wife: 'Oh. Harry. You were going 80. ' The man gives the wife a dirty look. Officer: 'I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. ' Man: 'Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!' Wife: 'Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.' Man gives his wife a dirty look. Officer: 'I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt.' Man: 'Oh, I just look it off when you were walking up to the car' Wife: 'Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.' Man: 'Shut your big bloody mouth, OK!' Officer: 'Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time.' Wife: 'No, only when he's drunk.' 
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