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Pirates adventure
A pirate walked into a bar, the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "what about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I am fine now." "Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' "We were in another battle, I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I am fine, really." "So, what about that eye patch?" "Oh, one day, we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over, I looked up, and one of the pooped in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye from some bird poop." "It was my first day with the hook." Submitted by BreeBrown Edited by calamjo 
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