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Hard up for cash
There's this couple who are financially strapped. They've been trying to figure out a way to come up with the money so that they don't lose their home. The wife didn't have any ideas as to what to do. But the husband says, "Hey, we could sell you." He said, "I really hate to do this to you, but we really have no other alternative." She agrees to his idea. They go downtown, and he tells her to stand there on the corner and wait. He will watch from across the street to make sure everything is okay. A few minutes after she was standing there a car pulls up and he asks, "How much?" She says, "Can you wait a minute? I'll be right back." So she runs across the street, and says to her husband, "He wants to know how much, what should I tell him?" The husband says, "Tell him a hundred bucks." So she runs back across the street, and tells him, "One hundred bucks." The man says, "One hundred dollars? That's too much. I don't have a hundred bucks. How much for a blow job?" She says, "Can you wait a minute? I'll be right back." So she runs across the street again, and says to her husband, "He says a hundred bucks is too much and wants to know how much for a blow job. What should I tell him?" The husband says, "Tell him thirty dollars." So she runs back across the street and says to the guy, "Thirty dollars for a blow job." He says, "Great! I have thirty dollars." So she gets into the car and he undoes his zipper and exposes himself to her revealing a 12" penis. She looks and says, "Can you please just wait one more minute? I'll be right back." She gets out of the car and runs across the street and says to her husband, "Can we loan this guy $70?" 
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