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Bear advisory

The Forest Service has issued a "BEAR WARNING" in the national forests for this summer.

They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.

Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between black bear dung, and grizzly bear dung.

Black bear dung is rather small and round. Sometimes you can see fruit seeds and or squirrel fur in it.

Grizzly bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray!

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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