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Persistant stoner

A stoner walks into a 7-11 and asks the clerk, "Got any weed?"

The clerk responds, "Hell no, you damn stoner."

The next day the stoner returns he asks the clerk, "Got any weed?"

The clerk outraged, smashes the stoners head on the counter and says, "Look you stoner, if you come in here and ask if I got weed one more time I will nail your feet to the floor."

So.. the next the day the stoner walks in and asks the clerk, "Got any nails?"

The clerk says, "No."

So the stoner asks, "Got any weed?"

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown
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