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You were warned!

A woman with huge breasts was out for a walk when she was jumped by a man holding a gun.

When he motioned for her to take off her blouse, she warned him he'd regret it, but he insisted.

Next he made her take her bra off, and when a giant set of tits popped into view he began to get incredibly excited.

"Take your skirt off," he demanded, ignoring her warnings that he leave well enough alone.

So, off came the skirt, and then the panties, revealing an equally huge pussy, green and slimy and swarming with bugs.

Shocked and repelled, he stepped back and dropped the gun to the ground.

Grabbing the gun, the woman pointed it at him, smiled broadly, and commanded, "Eat Me!"

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown
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