|
Discount Prescription Drugs Online Tramadol Ortho TriCyclen Acyclovir Valtrex Cialis Levitra Viagra Fioricet Ultram Ultracet Soma Zithromax Amoxicillin Tamiflu |
| Jokes | All Jokes |
|
12 condoms
A young man in a drug store asks the pharmacist for condoms. "They come in packets of 3, 6 or 12," responds the pharmacist, "How many do you need?" "Well" muses the young man, "I've known this wonderful girl for 7 months. Tonight I'm meeting her parents for the first time, then we're off to an all-night party. So I think tonight's the night. And, once she gets it, I know she'll want more. Better give me a dozen!" Having made his purchase, the fellow drives home, dresses for dinner and arrives at his girlfriend's house. At dinner, he is asked to offer the blessing. He prays - and prays - and prays - and prays. Finally, his girlfriend leans over and says "You never told me you were so religious!" He answered her, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist!" 
<<< Previous joke Next joke >>> joke 604 joke 606 |