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A mom tells her kid never go to the north or south. So what does the kid do he goes to the north and hears, 'bitches and bastards', 'bitches and bastards.' The kid goes back to the mom and asks "Mommy what does 'bitches and bastards' mean?" The mom says, "Family son, family." Then he goes to the south and hears, 'big hairy dicks', 'big hairy dicks'. He goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what does 'big hairy dicks' mean?" The dad says, "Hats and coats, son, hats and coats." Then he walks into the bathroom while his dad is shaving and his dad cuts himself and yells, "Shit." The kid asks his dad, "What does 'shit' mean?" The dad says, "Shaving, son, shaving." The kid says, "Ok." The kid walks into the kitchen where his mom is carving the turkey, and she cuts herself and says, 'Fuck'. The kid asks, "Mommy what does 'fuck' mean?" She says, "Carving the turkey, son, carving the turkey." Then there's a knock on the door and his mom asks, "Oh, will you get that? It's your cousins." So he answers the door and says, "Hey bitches and bastards hang your big hairy dicks in the closet, dad's in the bathroom shiting and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey." Submitted by Hello Edited by Curtis 
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