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School dinners

"Any complaints?" asked the teacher during school dinner.

"Yes sir," said one bold lad, "these peas are awfully hard, sir."

The master dipped a spoon into the peas on the boy's plate and tasted them.

"They seem soft enough to me," he declared.

"Yes, they are now, I've been chewing them for the last half-hour."

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