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Jump
A young man joins the Army and signs up with the paratroopers. He goes through training and finally goes to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he calls his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asks. "Well, we got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened the door and asked for volunteers. A dozen men got up and jumped!" "Is that when you went?" asks the father. "Not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men and throw them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asks the father. "I'm getting to that. Everyone else jumped, and I was the only man left. I told the sergeant that I was too scared. He told me to get out of the plane or he'd kick my ass." "So did you jump?" "Not then. He tried to push me, but I grabbed the door and refused. Finally, he called over the jump master. He's about six-foot-five and 250 pounds. He said to me, 'Boy, are you going to jump or not?' I said, 'Sir, I'm too scared.' So he pulled out a baseball bat and said, 'Either you jump or I'm sticking this baby up your ass.'" Submitted by Curtis Edited by calamjo "So did you jump?" asks the father. "Well, a little . . . at first." 
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