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Stunt driver

A speeding car careens off the highway, crashes through a guardrail, goes flying off a cliff, rolls over a few times, bounces off a tree and finally stops in a gorge.

A passing pedestrian, who had witnessed the entire accident, rubs his eyes in amazement and then makes his way to the car, where he helps the miraculously unharmed driver from the wreck.

“Good Lord, mister,” the helpful pedestrian gasps. “Are you drunk?”

“Of course,” says the man, brushing dirt and broken glass from his shirt. “What the hell do you think I am, a stunt driver?”

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Edited by Calamjo
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