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Bill Clinton was walking on the beach and he saw a magic lamp.

He picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped out.

The genie said, "You've freed me from my captivity, you get one wish."

Clinton said, "Okay," he reached into his pocket and pulled out a map of the world.

He asked the genie for world peace. The genie said, "Are you kidding, I'm only a G2, only a G1 can do something like that.

If I tried to do that it would take all my powers. Make another wish."

Clinton said, "Okay," and proceded to look through his wallet. He pulled out a picture of his daughter and said, "Make my daughter beautiful."

The genie looked at the picture and said, "Let me see that map again."

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