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Mafia Wedding
All the announcements at the wedding are done first in Italian THEN in English. Everybody is kissing the hand of some old guy in the corner. The majority of the guests arrive in bigger limos than the wedding party. The old bathroom attendant knows nearly everybody by name and cleans guns for a fee. Another guest tells you that his Dad is getting out of the Federal Pen on tax evasion charges soon. The reception is held in Brooklyn. A big guy tells you to be careful about reaching your jacket real quick. New York cops have cleared all the streets in a five block radius to make the guests feel comfortable. The women are pinching your checks and the men are pinching your butt. The biggest flap in the wedding is when they try to tow the FBI survellience van. EVERYBODY is kissing the groom on both cheeks. The only thing the other guests know about North Carolina is that Uncle Guido retired to Goldsboro and opened a chain of strip joints there. You need a translator to congratulate the bride! Submitted by Curtis 
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