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Work Vs Prison
In Prison: You spend your time in an 8 x 10 cell At Work: You spend your time in an 6 x 8 cubicle In Prison: You get three free meals a day At Work: You get one break for a meal you pay for In Prison: A guard locks and unlocks all doors for you At Work: You carry a security card, you unlock the doors In Prison: You get to watch TV and play games At Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games In Prison: You get your own toilet At Work: You have to share In Prison: Family and friends are allowed to visit At Work: You're not allowed to speak to family or friends In Prison: Expenses are paid by taxpayers and work is not required At Work: You pay to go to work and you get to deduct expenses on your taxes to pay for prisoners In Prison: You look through the bars, hoping to get out At Work: You want to get out so you can go inside the bars In Prison: The wardens who are often called sadistic At Work: The wardens are called managers 
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