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Stealing Watermelons
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he hopes will scare the kids away for sure: He makes up a sign and posts it in the field. That night the kids show up and see this sign which says, "Warning: One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide." The kids run off and make up their own sign which they post next to the farmer's sign. The next day, the farmer shows up to look over his field. He notices that no watermelons are missing but that there's now a sign next to his. He drives over to take a look. It says, "Now there are two." 
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