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Redneck quickies 39
You might be a redneck if... If you are 20 and you can still go in McDonald's playhouse. If you think Purina is some kind of Ex-Lax. You've ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present. Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket knife. Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer. You picket your horses on your lawn so you won't have to mow it. You're wearing a camoflauge jacket and dipping in your driver's license pic. You stop to flirt with the person running the drive through at McDonalds. You save old kitchen appliances for target practice. You save old kitchen appliances for children's Christmas presents. You get up EARLY on Saturday to go yard sale shopping for entertainment. Your gun cabinet takes up half your living room. Anytime your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the ground. Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side. You can't take a bath in the winter 'cause the stream is frozen. You only bathe when it rains. You think "Dueling Banjos" is classical music. You refer to the Surgeon General's Warning on a pack of cigarettes as your medical encyclopedia. You go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts. You're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party. You think 'possum is the "other white meat". 
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