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200 Bucks

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers.

'Hi is Tony home?'

'No he went to the store.'

'Well, you mind if I wait?'

'No come in.'

They sit down and the friend says 'You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.'

Nora thinks about this for a second an figures what the hell - a hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says 'They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could
just see the both of them together.'

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.

Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home
and his wife says 'You know your weird friend Chris came over.'

Tony thinks about this for a second and says 'Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?'
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