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Redneck quickies 25
You might be a rednack if... There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets. You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup. You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny. Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket. You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck. You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work. The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children. The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out. You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law. Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest. Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional". 
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