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Redneck Tests

Do you qualify to be a redneck? Find out below!

* You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it!

* You might be a redneck if you're considered an expert on worm beds!

* You might be a redneck if you recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck!

* You might be a redneck if you sell your car for gas money.

* You might be a redneck if your wife wears the same underwear as you do.

* You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard!

* You might be a redneck if there has ever been a crime scene tape across your bathroom door!

* You might be a redneck if you believe books are bad luck!

* You might be a redneck if rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you bring your own!

* You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is, "Someone go jiggle the handle."

* You might be a redneck if one of your kids was born on a pool table!

* You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight.

* You might be redneck if your house has more miles on it than your car!

* You might be a redneck if your wife repeatedly has to tell you to take your transmission off the table!

* You might be a redneck if you learned to drive in a monster truck!

* You might be a redneck if "Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit!

* You might be a redneck if you believe All-Star Wrestling!

* You might be a redneck if you recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck!

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