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Nudist Colony
A man joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6-foot blonde walks by him; the man gets a hard-on. Blonde: "Sir, did you call for me?" New Man: "No, I just got here." Blonde: "You must be new here, it's a rule when I give you a hard-on, it implies you called for me." The blonde lies down and lets the man screw her. The man gets up happy, enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. A huge man comes toward him. Huge Man: "Sir, did you call for me?" New Man: "No, I just got here." Huge Man: You must be new here, it is a rule when you fart, and it implies you called for me." The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him. The new man rushes back to the receptionist... New Man: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500." Receptionist: "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...." New Man: (Rudely interrupting) "Listen lady, I am 45 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 15 times a day." 
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