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O.J. verdict

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in L.A.

He's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual; we're not even moving."

He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars, so he rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me, officer, what's the hold-up?"

"O.J. just found out the verdict, and he's all depressed. He's lying down in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't have $8.5 million for the Goldmans. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

The man says, "Oh really, how much have you collected so far."

The officer replies, "So far, ten gallons."
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