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Bin Ladens Death

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, consulted a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing his eyes and reaching into the realm of the future, the psychic revealed the true answer. "You will die on an American holiday."

"Which one?" asked bin Laden.

"It don't matter," said the psychic. "The day you die will be made into an American holiday."
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