A man lost both ears in an accident and no plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.
He heard of a very good one in Sweden and so he went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I think I can help."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine! You gave me a woman's ears!"
"Well, an ear is an ear, what's wrong? Can't you hear?"
"You're wrong, doctor. I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"