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Lawyer quickies 7
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle. Q; Why does California have so many lawyers and New Jersey have so many toxic waste dumps? A: New Jersey got to pick first. Q: Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called, Sosumi. Q: Did you hear that the post office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? A: People couldn't decide which side to spit on. Q: Did you hear about the two Indian lawyers who formed a partnership, Cachem and Sioux? Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures. Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn. 
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