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Lawyer quickies 6
Q: Where can you find a good lawyer? A: In the cemetery. Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives? A: Their personalities. Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more. Q: What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? A: He was disbarred. Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A: A vampire only sucks blood at night. Q: If a vampire bites a lawyer, isn't that cannibalism? Q: What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer? A: A doberman. Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance. Q: What is the difference between yogurt and the American Bar Association? A: Yogurt has culture. Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Heck, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant. 
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