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Lawyer quickies 1
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? A: Your honor. Q: What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad? A: Senator. Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline! Q: In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are holding a gun which contains only three bullets. Who do you shoot? A: Use all three bullets on the lawyer. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? a: His lips are moving. Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a squished skunk in the road? A: The vultures will eat the skunk. Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a skunk? A: Nobody wants to hit a skunk. Q: Why won't vultures eat dead lawyers? A: There are some things that would gag even a vulture. 
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