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Blonde Jokes
Question:
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
Answer:
There are M&M shells all over the floor.
Question:
What happens when a blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead?
Answer:
She sighs and says, "Here we go again!"
Question:
Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husbands car?
Answer:
She burned her lips on the tailpipe!
Question:
Why did the blonde quit his restroom attendant job?
Answer:
He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
Question:
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Answer:
Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot!
Question:
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.
Answer:
The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire?"
Question:
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?
Answer:
She couldn't find the 10 key.
Question:
Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window?
Answer:
So she could see time fly!
Question:
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Answer:
It gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
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