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Animal Names
The day care teacher held up a picture and asked, "What's this?"
"A horsy."
one child answered.
"And this?"
the teacher asks.
"A piggy."
replied another youngster.
"And now this one?"
asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There was no answer, only total silence.
"Come now children."
she coaxed, "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"
"I know! I know!!" said one little girl.
"It's a horny bastard."
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