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Farting on the Bus
Scene: A crowded city bus. Fat Lady: "PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT!!! aaaaaahhhhh. Guy in the set in front of her: (gag) One block farther along: Fat Lady: "PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT!!!!" Guy: (opens window) A minute later: Fat Lady: "PTPTPTPTPTPTPT! PTPTPTPTPT!" A couple of blocks along: Fat Lady: "PTPTPTPT! Ptptptpt!" Guy: (Sticks his head out the window.) Another minute: Fat Lady: "ptptpt. ptptpt." A few minutes of silent stench later: Fat broad: "Pardon me, sir, would you happen to have the morning paper?" Guy: "No - but the next time we pass a tree I'll reach out and try to grab some leaves for you." 
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