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Old Lady's Pussy
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch. She is reflecting on her long life, when - all of a sudden - a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I've always wanted to be really rich." *** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman. "And your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh-can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF*** There before her stands a young man, more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and leans over close to her. And then he whispers in her ear: "NOW I bet you're sorry you had me neutered..." 
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