|
Discount Prescription Drugs Online Tramadol Ortho TriCyclen Acyclovir Valtrex Cialis Levitra Viagra Fioricet Ultram Ultracet Soma Zithromax Amoxicillin Tamiflu |
| Jokes | All Jokes |
|
Lawyer and Drunk
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is. "Well" said the drunk, "it looks like plastic and feels like rubber." "Let me have it" said the lawyer. Taking it, he began to roll it between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. "Yes" he finally said, "it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what it is. Where did you get it?" "From my nose" the drunk replied. 
<<< Previous joke Next joke >>> joke 399 joke 401 |