Aarons Jokes

 Joke in Email
Get a daily joke in your Email
It's FREE

Discount Prescription Drugs Online
Tramadol
Ortho TriCyclen
Acyclovir
Valtrex
Cialis
Levitra
Viagra
Fioricet
Ultram
Ultracet
Soma
Zithromax
Amoxicillin
Tamiflu

 Joke Search

 
 Jokes | All Jokes
A Kind Lawyer?

One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?"



, he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food."



, The poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."



"But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!" They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."





The lawyer replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall!"
Rate this joke
<<< Previous joke  Next joke >>>
joke 3867  joke 3869
 

 Joke Categories
100% true stories | adult | bad taste | bar | bill clinton | blonde jokes | clean | computer | dirty jokes | ethnic | kid | knock knock | lawyer | little jonny | marriage and wedding | men | one liner | redneck | religious | travel-transport | viagra | women | all other jokes

 Other Funny Sites
The Grin Room | Amazing Funny Pics & Jokes | Nu Jokes | Amazing Humor | Top Jokes | Lawyer jokes

 

© 2000-2002 Aarons Jokes a division of ecommerce magic ltd
subscribe-unsubscribe to mailing list | site map




jokes | Lawyer jokes | Nu Jokes site map
2008/10/12 0:41:14