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An Honest Lawyer?

An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question."



She leaned forward.

"Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?"





"Honest?"



replied the job prospect.

"Let me tell you something about honesty. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."





"Impressive..... And what sort of case was that?"





The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."



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