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If women ruled..
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. 'Singles' bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. A man would no longer be considered a `good catch' simply because he is breathing. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 20 kg. Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Little girls would read Snow White and the Seven Hunks. Men would bring drinks, chips and dips to women watching soap operas. Men would have to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. Men would learn phrases like: `I'm sorry,' `I love you,' `Sure we can talk. Is now okay?' Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments. Men would wonder what WE are thinking. Men would pay as much attention to their woman as their computer. Road rage would turn in on oneself. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. Men would divide up chores with women so WOMEN could be horny. TV news segments on sport would never run longer than one minute. All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot flushes and women would date 19-year-olds. Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. After a baby is born, men would take six weeks paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two year-old for six weeks. 
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