A man went to see a doctor to show him his penis. The doctor said," You've got an orange penis, I've never seen this before!" With that the doctor does a complete examination without getting any results. The doctor asks, "Has there been any changes in your life lately?"
The man replies, "I got divorced about three months ago."
The doctor then asked if he has been doing anything different since the divorce? The man replies, "Well, I watch a lot of porno movies now and two or three bags of 'Cheezies'."