>Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. > >The doctor comes back and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush. >You have AIDS."
> >Bob is devastated.
"Doc, what can I do?"
> >The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, 1 >head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno >peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it >off with a gallon of prune juice."
> >Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
> >Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what >your ass is for."