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Medical dictionary
A BLONDE'S DICTIONARY OF MEDICAL TERMS Anti-Body: against everyone Artery: study of paintings Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria Barium: what to do when treatment fails Bowel: letters lik A E I O or U Caesarean Section: a district in Rome Cardiology: advanced study of poker playing Cat Scan: searching for ones lost kitty Cauterize: made eye contact with her Colic: sheep dog Coma: punctuation mark Congenital: friendly D & C: where Washington is Dilate: to live long Enema: not a friend Fester: quicker Genes: blue denim slacks Genital: non-Jewish Hangnail: coat hook Hemorrhoid: a male From outer space Herpes: what women do in the Ladies Room Hormones: what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid Impotent: distinguished, well known Inpatient: tired of waiting Labor Pain: hurt at work Medical Staff: a doctor's cane Minor Operation: coal digging Morbid: a higher bid Nitrate: cheaper than the Day Rate Node: was aware of Organic organ repairman Outpatient: a person who has fainted Paralyze: Two far-fetched stories Paramedics: Twin medicos Pharmacist: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture Post-Operative: letter carrier Protein: In favor of young people Recovery Room: place to upholster furniture Rectum: what happened to the Corvette Rheumatic: amorous Saline: where you go on your boyfriend's boat Secretion: hiding something Tablet: a small table Terminal Illness: getting sick at the airport Tibia: country in North Africa Tumor: an extra pair Urine: opposite of You're Out Varicose: nearby Vein: conceited 
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