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Blonde quickies 14

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"

Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ?
A: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.

Q: Why don't blonds breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.

Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!

Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
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