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Blonde quickies 12
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor. Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they don't leave trails, like snails. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? A: The Blonde! Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the 11 in 9-1-1. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'? A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.' Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. 
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