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Blonde quickies 11
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties. A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date. A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B-L-O-N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds." Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!" 
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