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Farting

When not to Fart:

1. In a crowded elevator

2. On a crowded bus

3. In a public library

4. While on a date

5. While giving a speech

6. In church

7. In a crowded classroom

8. In your office when you're alone - someone's bound to walk in immediately afterwards

9. In a movie theater 10. In your cubicle at work - again someone's bound to walk in to visit

11. In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while

12. In an commercial airplane

13. In a ticket line

14. In your car before picking up a family member

15. during confession

16. In bed when you're feeling frisky

17. In a Cessna

18. While fighting fire in a burning building

19. In a patrol car for a minor violation

When to Fart:

1. In your bosses office as you are turning to leave. Tip-Make sure it's a silent one.

2. In a bathroom

3. In a cashier's line - it might help to speed up things

4. In an empty elevator before you get off

5. Next to an occupied changing room - it may quickly become unoccupied.

6. In someone elses unoccupied cubicle at work

7. While parachuting

8. While scuba diving

9. In the back seat of a patrol car if you are arrested

10. During interrogation if you're the one being interrogated

11. In your car if you've been carjacked

12. In the changing room when you're sure someone else is waiting their turn.

13. In your car once you've been pulled over. The cop may let you go quicker.

14. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors

15. While walking down a crowded hallway. Nobody will know who to blame.

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