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Fishing is Better Th

* When you go fishin' and you catch something,' that's good. If you're making love and you catch something,' that's bad.

* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither. And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

* In fishin' you lie about the one that got away. In lovin' you lie about the one you caught.

* You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

* You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin.
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