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Blonde quickies 7

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.

Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747

Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

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