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Blonde quickies 5

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilised.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilised.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex ?
A: Kick open the car door.

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.

Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.

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