An Optometrist was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. He placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, - "Cover your right eye with your hand."
The man read the 20/20 line perfectly. - "Now your left."
Again, a flawless read. - "Now both," The Optometrist requested. There was silence. The man couldn't even read the large E on the top line. The Optometrist turned and discovered that the man had done exactly what he'd been asked: he was standing there with both his eyes covered.
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