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Jesus Plays Golf
esus and the devil got together for a quick nine holes. The devil says, "Go ahead Jesus, tee up." "No sir, Satan, after you," Jesus replies. So the devil tees up, musters all his might, and hits a huge drive, ten feet from the hole. "Ha!," says the devil, "Beat that!" Jesus puts his ball on the tee - takes a swing. The devil begins to laugh as Jesus' terrible slice hits a tree and rolls into the rough. A squirrel scurries by, picks up the ball, and begins to run off with it. The devil can't contain his laughter; tears roll down his cheeks. Then, all of a sudden, a hawk appears from above the treetops, he swoops down snatching the squirrel. The hawk screeches in victory, flying away with the squirrel. Now over the green, the hawk's crushing talons render the squirrel lifeless. The ball falls out of the squirrel's mouth, takes a couple of hops on the green, and lands right in the hole. The devil's grin turns to a smirk as he looks at Jesus and says, "So ya' wanna play golf...or just fuck around all day?" 
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