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A Cats Life
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
"As every cat owner knows, You don't really own a cat, the cats owns you!"
"One cat just leads to another."
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"Cats and women will do what they please. Dogs and men should just get used to this."
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